the night before christmas

best read with the nutcracker song playing;

it was a silent and strangely also luminescent night

Ko tucked into bed at twilight

as he dozed he went deeper and deeper still

into the realm of nyoke lee

he dreamt santa yap came tohis roof

went down thru the toilet pipe into his room

and there she stood and lookjed for a while

and then she rushed to find ko's socks

she hung it on his wall next to his teddy bears

and then out of her LV bag

she took curious things

that could not be ascertained

without attention

but as the moon's glow shone more brightly

everyone could see

that it wasn't toys or a cherry

she put in dozens of pipette fillers into the sock

hoping Ko will be happy and nice

hoping her burettes willcontinue to entice...

its christmas. and im so sacrastically excited.

mornin.
brothers.
sisters.
mothers.
grandmothers.
gods.
filter paper.
and silver nitrate.

i had salmon.
4 breakfast.
lunch.
and dinner.
yesterday.
as it is officially 12.01 am now.
thus,
merry christmas.
a happy new year.
with lots of chocolate.
and an occasional apple juice.
anw,
so long.
n thx 4 all the salmon.

White Paper

Zhen requested so here goes,

From http://selfprofessedtechie.blogspot.com/2008/12/white-paper.html

I love babies. I think everybody does. Even the most heartless person in the world would at least show a tiny bit of compassion towards babies. There is just so much purity in a baby's face and their thoughts since they have not been polluted with anything. 

A baby always reminds me of a plain white paper. Whatever is written on that plain paper will soon define the meaning of that paper. If for instance you use that plain paper as a page of a textbook, it will come useful. But when it is found as a page of a Hello! magazine, it becomes pointless. (no offense to fans of Hello) The plain white paper can even be made evil when it is sent as a hate message or used as a blackmail. The bottomline is, a plain white paper can be converted to anything, just like how a baby can grow into a unique individual.

Do not get me wrong. I am not having some emotional motherly instinct right now. Neither am I planning to have one soon.-.- I am just blogging about this subject because  just yesterday I visited my ex-Biology lecturer's houseto see her 1 month old daughter.

I went to Sunway first just for some window-shopping before heading to Taylors to meet up with PM4. Gosh, I really missed them especially those that did not come for the previous Sunway outing. As an ex-Peeamfourian, I receive my class T-shirt that they were all wearing today since it was considered a "class trip".

Then, we went to our Biology teacher's house in 6 cars! Hui Chin, Roshan, Shin Yee and Chia Yew were among the drivers. I sat Hui Chin's car and I have to say that I really respect her boldness to travel so far and her ability to remain calm throughout the entire journey. She is pretty steady in driving and we reached there safely. In fact, when we were near the housing area, since there were practically no cars but the 6 cars, we actually did a little "fast and furious" act. LOL

I actually felt quite pai seh about the idea of 24 people storming a lecturer's house but Miss Ko seemed ok with it, so we went straight in. She even allowed us to take turns to hold the baby, which I never even thought of trying because I was too afraid. I am the youngest one in the family and the line of my cousins, so I have zero experience carrying a baby. In fact, I have never even been this close distance to a baby. 

Her name is Chong Yong Wei. She happened to have the same "Wei" as Zhen. Everybody's attention was at her and she was such a loveable baby. She did not cry the entire time we were there, which was an unusual thing according to Miss Ko. She occasionally move her mouth and make cute gestures, causing us to love her more. 

Daniel: Teacher, can I marry her?

*Everybody laughs*

Zhen: Wah teacher, your daughter is so lucky...so fast got marriage proposal already

Miss Ko in a joking manner: That depends, will you be willing to wait that long?

LOL!

Zhen: Yong Wei, must study very hard and be smart and do A-Levels in Taylors, you know..

Esther: Come on Zhen..She is only a month old!=P

LOL again!

We left Miss Ko's house after about an hour. I got a lift from Chia Yew instead since he could send me to the LRT station. We did a little "fast and furious" again on the way back.LOL.Sitting in the car with a bunch of guys was hilarious. Daniel puts on a Buddhist prayer on Chia Yew's car stereo and was trying to "hum" to it in a weirdly funny manner together with Tim. Kong was showing some impersonation of our lecturers, as usual. LOL.

Tim: Oh no, Hui Chin's car cut us again.. ala we're the last now

Chia Yew: Nevermind, lets take a longer way and divert ourselves from them, pretending we got lost just to make them feel guilty.

Moments later..at the Subang Jaya roundabout

Tim: A la, they didn't even call. They don't care about us anymore..

*Tim's phone rang, Alyssa on the line*

Tim:Hello...........yea......we're lost la......all your fault la.....cut us and leave us behind................ha....we're at......er.....somewhere la....we don't even know......at Jalan Terubuk..........got err..........a Petronas Station...........and a SHell station..........you come and fetch us la

All of us in the car were controlling our laughter as Tim put up that act. Alyssa really fell for it and almost wanted to ask Roshan to fetch us! Lol

After we arrived..

Alyssa to Tim: AIya, what Jalan Terubuk you talking about???!!Where got such thing as Jalan Terubuk???Aiya, you ah..

Chia Yew dropped Shin Yi and me at the station. We compare our colleges and things in our current life in our conversations during the journey there. It was a fun trip overall. Somehow, PM4 always manage to spice up an outing..Lol. I miss being a Peeamfourian.=)

THE DICTATOR and her regime

smthg i 4gt t add.

i present u.
d instant solution t all problems which ever existed or hasnt yet existed.
the discovery of it lies within jason.
who wields the enormous power upon himself.
a couple of conversations t prove my point:

please note theres always fits of laughter after d coloured words.

ko: ngyerrrr, y u drive so jerky 1?
jason: u so good, u drive la. i ve no problem wit that.
ko: nvrmd, show abs.
Laughter.

jason: y they dont let me pass? eeyerr...
ko: go down show abs. then d taxi will let u pass.
jason: ...

jason: sometimes, i dont quite like my hair...( or smthg relevant t his hair)
daniel: show abs.
more laughter.
roshan: show t d hairdresser la.
jason:...

daniel: jason, if A2 u gt questions u dont kno hw t do?
crowd: laughter....
roshan: show t d examiner... or exam paper... (fits of laughter)
jason:....

ko: go euphoria find d bouncer.
then ask jason to show abs.
his abs nt as big as d bouncers.
jason:.....

roshan: so basically any problem oso show abs. problem solved.
jason: ...


jason: dat car want t cut me?
dont let.
hungry d.

someone 1 4gt who: eh, where ur manners?
jason: i let that red wira pass already wat.
wheres my thank you?
they r d one who have no manners.
another 1 i 4gt who: show abs.
laughter.

i think there r still more of these conversations.
bt since im lazy.
im nt writing them all.

as far as im concerned,
jason?
u kno wat t do.

d rise of a new tradition

hug.
d simple act of putting one's arms around another.
n squeezing with gentle continuous force.
for a period of no shorter than 3.142 seconds.
to be done whenever 1 feels like it.
especially on occassions,
when there a feeling we wont see d person 4 a long time.

this act of pure bonding has occured practically.
and has crossed d boudaries between gender and love of chocolate.
since d 5th december.
n has carried on till d 7th by outstation ppl.

which in turn proves...
nothing.

except that we share a close bond.
and we are a family.
and so much more.
except nothing.

and d exception of nothing means evrything.

PSEUDO PEEAMFOURIANS spotted

one of the very last of this extremely rare species has been spotted dancing on a stage at some unknown event.

This gives us unprecedented hope that there still exists hope that we can help rehabilitate the pseudo homo peeamfourians

when the buying stops (although it is yet unclear what we need to not buy)

the killing can too...

otherwise Chi gei' chap sang

What lecturers do after college hours...

Last Friday, Ms Ho Yen Him revealed to us a lil' secret.

If you ever wondered what Taylor's lecturers do after college hours, look no further.

We bring you the truth.

Prepared to be awed.

pseudopeeamforian-Ms Ho

found Ms Ho on facebook.

her profile pic.

a bear.

with a heart.

red.

n cheeks.

red.

n pink.

like d background.

puuuurrrrrfek.

ji gei zhap sang.

legacy of the hamster

we should take a class photo with us posing like bolt and giv t ms yap as birthday present.

then she will sooo caallled remmemmmber us forever. forever?

kong, the class hamster.

please note the followin extract is from kong's grandaughter's blog:
"first.. who to introduce? Kong la sure..
Who is Kong?Kong Chia Yew la..
Y Kong first?
The eldest in my family ma..is my grandfather mer..
ya la GRANDFATHER..
hmm... my AH GONG ah..
cute cute lo..
cuz lee mei said tis :'kong u r so cute!'
smart smart lo..
a LITTLE BIT naughty which u will not realise at first...
hmm.. i rmb his coursemates said tis :' do u love ur mother?'
hmm yes.. i love my ah gong ah ma papa mama gor gor jie jie guai lui n guai zai.."

well, straight to the point,
kong is cute.
pictures say a thousand words. to illustrate my point...

no one can deny it.

kong is cute.

like a hamster.

or a hedgehog.

lyin on its back.

scratchin itself.

the cuteness...

one can get drunk on it.

The Other 'Bo Neng' Girl

there's a legend that historians have doubted for centuries, a legend so dark and sinister that saying it would leave a mark of disgust on your face.



yes I am talking about the Strange Legend of the Other Bo Neng Girl.





It is said that the Creator once experimented by adding some sugar, spice and everything nice into her Golden Burette.

when she opened the tap, the most putrid smell of carboxylic acids filled the air and white fumes filled the air.

The creator got into a fit of epilepsy and started saying


" I believe in Chiun Min. But belief does not transcend figurative boundaries. I dare say When I have stopped beleiving, this first creation shall return - The Imperfect Creation"


Then she woke up and started thinking what went wrong.....

A click sound went of somewhere and then the Creator knew the Perfect Formula.


she added Milk, IKo Biscuit, and Mating Cockroaches into the Golden BUrette,

and when opened


the whole room became psychedellic.

Tua Neng BU was born.


But remember she had a half sister of course, if your short memory span allows you to.

The Imperfect Creation with White Fumes and "Oic " scent.

Shela is the other Bo Neng Girl

You are our Candle in The WInd (which inCidentally was made by fractional distillation from crude oil through a process called.....)

LAU BU
YOU WILL BE SORELY MISSED

14TH mARCH 1900- (WE FORGOT) ,2008

Lau Bu died at a date the writer forgot (but what's important is that she left us). She died due to depression and her long battle with breast cancer (which incidentally also raged through Tua Neng Bu, thus invalidating her name.)





People are reminded that Tua Neng Bu is still nyanyuk and sesat and still thinks Lau Bu lives. You are reminded that the Akta Rahsia Rasmi Kerajaan PM4 applies to you also. You are not allowed to mention Lau Bu to Tua Neng BU. When she brings up the topic of Lau BU, stuff biscuits in her mouth and wash it down wif milk (melamine tainted or not). Keep your receipts - they are claimable)





Chaioate has been reminded of the need to go for a breast examination and is reminded that some Charity Organisations offer aid in paying for 1.








Her wake was held at the J Co outlet at Sunway Pyramid. But back to our beloved Lau Bu. Her death has been to some, a source of inconsolable sorrow and rage (rage due to her not revealing her will before she died). To others it was to great relief and euphoria (Read: the maids).





One notable fact in a message sent to the whole family was that all the donations in kind had to be made to Chaioate. The Bomoh on that day warned against doing such a thing for Lau BU's spirit might have been angered by Chaioate's apparent greed. The Bomoh provided an excellent remedy: He was to collect the donations and get to keep 40% of it ( so as to mask the apparent greed by Lau Bu's elder daughter)





The funeral started with a procession, a Dark Parade, in which My Chemical Romance actually performed ( partly a tribute to the Fairy god Mother Nyoke Lee.) but a notable change to the lyrics was this:





When I was a young boy,


My MOTHER took me into the city...





this was done to placate Tua Neng Bu, or should we say Bo Neng Bu.








The procession went to all the IKO biscuit and J CO outlets in Malaysia (Cases of food poisoning from consumption of their products very coincidentally coincided with the very day the Procession was held. The Bomoh blamed it on Lau Bu's grief at leaving. More logical people blamed it on the fact that a ceremony done had caused it: Lau Bu had been brought out of the casket and made to smell the JCo donuts and IKO biscuits- The Bomoh claimed this would make sure she wasn't hungry during her journey to the Paradise of Chemicals whicj was filled with esters and Burettes housing top quality alcohol.








The Bomoh has come under fire for not lengthening Lau BU's life. The Bomoh Could not be reahed for comment about this. Although it is widely known that the Bomoh once performed a LIfe lengthening ceremony, in which Chaioate fed two of his own babies to Lau Bu at a J CO outlet while being photographed smiling.








Ko couldn't do anything but ngerrr when reached for comment. (there are rumours that he had an affair with Lau Bu- he was attracted to her -i would rather not mention here)





Little Girl was reported to actually be laughing when Lau BU died while Chaioate was looking for flaws in the pants he bought. Meanwhile Bomoh was at Lau BU's side all the time. But her death was not a sad one ( we think so la, Bomoh oso say so, sure correct 1). She was taken to a dinner at the infamous Jalan Alor where she feasted on or-chien, sate and other Malaysian delectables. Lau Bu's beloved son-in-law was claimed to be spotted to be in the same room as one of Lau BU's son in laws for reasons that are not known or cannot be known for fear of visits by THe Jabatan Agama Islam.





The employees, all the maids were given a public holiday on the day of the wake ( a reason why none of them attended the wake but instead went to petaling street to buy the fake version LV bags - the same one owned by Fairy God Mother Yap (whose one was original, naturally).








Her will is yet to be read by Lowya BUluk, thus making her reputation and name more valid, but there are rumours that Tua Neng Bu actually has all the assets and recently used it all to buy biscuits and milk (which were all melamine tainted). On that note, the Chinese Governemnt thanks Tua Neng BU for making the milk in China's market now all melamine free.





Seeing such unjustice, 7 days after the funeral, when the family went into anarchy, Justice Pao came into the scene. Some girls who find him hot have codenamed him Sang Yoke Pao.





His mission is to bring justice back to the family. He says he also wants to practice pancunging wrong peple again.





But the forefront seems very different. No one respects Justice Pao nad he has done nothing so far. It probably reflects the nolstalgia and sentiments of the Family that we want our Lau Bu Back.








But the very wisdomful Bomoh knows better (he could be contacted for this comment, strangely....)








we all know, times of peace as revealed in revelation, can only come with the return of The OTHER 'BO NENG' GIRL

& PM4 welcomes a new addition...

No, we're not talking about The Other "Bo Neng" Girl...

We're talking about... Ms. Ko's baby daughter!

Yes, if you didn't know yet, our dear Bio teacher gave birth to a healthy baby girl, weighing 3.2kg, as of yesterday, 5th November 2008.

We're all so happy for her!

We don't know what they plan to name her but well, we'll find out soon enough when we go visit her in December!

Till then, stay strong as we finish the last two weeks of this race!

We'll see you at the finishing line. ;)

Zhen reveals...

A Public Apology

SPOTTED: Lau Bu

SPOTTED: Lau Bu leaving the SJMC Radioscopy Centre accompanied by Tua Neng Bu, frown on his(her) face & spirits low, carrying a file that looked suspiciously like a medical report. Sources from inside the centre [whose names we obviously can't reveal or they'll be fired for disclosing private information] tell us that Lau Bu has been diagnosed with Stage 3 Terminal Cancer. The doctors have given him(her) only a few months more.

Well, that certainly explains (or does it?) Lau Bu's recent announcement that he(she) will be officially disowning his(her) Cha Bo Kia, one-half of the (in)famous J.Ko Donut owners, Jason Chaioate. The question on everyone's lips is, with Lau Bu disowning Jason Chaioate, who will inherit Lau Bu's business empire?

The Lau Bu business empire is a massive one, sprawling a wide range of companies including:

• Chocolate Milk production - a legacy from Lau Bu's mother, Tua Neng Bu. Also the humble roots of the Lau Bu empire
  
• IKO Biscuit production - which is expanding, especially with the new mini-movie, "Daniel the Biscuit Boy", which features IKO Biscuits, causing a surge in sales
  
• Lau Bu Labs - which is expected to receive a Nyoke Lee prize award for outstanding research in Lau Bunian motion
  
• Out-of-the-Hitchhiker's-Guide's Studios - whose latest movie, Mamma Miss Yap, has become a success both critically & commercially, the movie becoming the Highest-Earning Movie Ever in the Pee Am Four Box Office, grossing an amount so impossibly high that people may just start flying without wings. The Soundtrack to the movie has also been well-received, with its single, Mamma Miss Yap, breaking into the Pee Am Four Charts at #1

& that's not even half of the family business.

So, to whom will the responsibility of carrying the family name fall on? Will it be Ah Beng, Lau Bu's other daughter, who is currently the CEO of LolliPop Ltd., yet another branch of Lau Bu's massive empire. Or will it be Chee Ko Pek, the other half of Jason Chaioate? Rumour has it that the two are now seeking a divorce, but the volatile couple have been on & off again ever since they got together. The deaths of their 8 J.Ko donuts are partly to blame, but even if the rumours were true, Lau Bu has always had a soft spot for Chee Ko Pek. Besides, the research in Lau Bunian motion, which won Lau Bu the Nyoke Lee Prize in Physics, was mooted by Chee Ko Pek. With such creative potential, could Lau Bu, then, possibly pass the torch to his son-in-law, even if he(she) were to disown Jason Chaioate?

& then there are the other members in the not-so-immediate family. Lau Bu has been known to make strange decisions in the past. It would not be surprising if Lau Bu were to decide to leave his(her) empire to one of the many non-blood-related assistants in the family.

The family attorney, Low Ya Buluk from A-Zhen & Co., has refused to give a statement on behalf of the family. "You'll know when you know," she said.

Keep reading for the latest updates!

You know you love us.

XOXO,

The Family

Seriously

Honestly, dah-lings, I'm quite disappointed.

Did you really for one moment think that I would actually let that fluffy, straight out from Alice In Wonderland layout be printed in our CAL magazine?

Tsk tsk...

Did you really think I have such... 3-year-old taste?

Okay so maybe my Anastasia character would have [yes, that's what I've named my Enchanted character. You know, the one who bursts spontaneously into song?]. But this is Zhenelle we're talking about here.

[by the way Zhenelle speaks with a British accent. Go back & read the start of the post again, this time with a British accent]

Oh well, fear not, this is how your class page is going to look like. For real now, dah-lings.

Ignore the bluish tinge. I don't want you to see the final product properly till it's done.

Till next time, dah-lings. I'm off to have my cup of tea.

Our Family Crest

Kerajaan Berdiktator Pm4 mengumumkan Pengenalan Jata Negara PM4....





Burette: A tribute to the Creator of the Family

Biscuit: Signifies and gives respect to the Mother of all Mothers.

JCo Donuts: Signify the centre of the Family, the dead J Co donuts.

Crumpled Paper: Signify the Chiayewnian Effect, belonging to the Dictator's Relative. It may also signify the various agreements made in the PM4 territory.

Stethoscope: Signify the identity of the Family, A family of Doctors and equally the sesat PM4 people, who need medical help... :P

Sneak Peek: PM4's Class Profile Page

Do feel free to comment.

New Hunk in The house

PM 4 has changed this guy

into this Chunky, Hunky, monkey

Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy

mornin.
reminiscence of a particular moonlit night, erm... cloudy night,
it was awesome.
and still is awesome.

well im gettin the hang of kong style crap.
for i now realise the importance of the kong's bible.

on that fateful night,
zhen asked, what makes kong, Kong?
as in The kong.
with his unique style of kong which makes ppl mistake him as one of the direct descendants of confucius,
an old man i respect which has now gone with the wind to achieve nirvana.

and now, i discovered the truth.
kong's bible tells it all.

bfore this ive seen the movie of this book.
but this book is much better than the movie.

when i first saw the book,
it was just some normal storybook that i could finish in a few hours or so to kill time durin the holidys,
wit its yellow brown pages,
and blue front cover,
and the words
"The Hitchhikers' guide to the Galaxy."
'by douglas adams'
on it.

however,
on readin the first page,
i knew this was different.
this book was different.
and still is different.

other storybooks give you story,
sci-fi,
fantasy,
romance,
mystery,
suspense...
this book gives you that
and something else.

pure kong style shotgun mode crap.
its an epic of how kong came to existence,
with the aid of infinite probability,
and its inverse of finite improbability,
which then lead to an untimely, and unfortunate existence of a bowl of petunias and a sperm whale.

note that this part is from the storyline itself,
which also emphasizes that no one has ever taken the liberty to fathom how important ur towel is to u.

as u can c, this is bullshit in its utmost sheer purity of 101%.
which then leads me to concur that,
although this book does not teach us on the topic of 'Yay, i get true love',
it is the book
as in THE book which is essential in the trainin of the future professors of crapology, a highly recognised branch of the ministry of bullshit.

and not to forgt, this book tells you the answer to the meanin of life, and evrytin.

the ans is,

forty-two.

thats all, ladies and gentlemen,
so long and thanks for all the fish.

A project of epic proportions

What do we do?

Come June 2009, we get 23 envelopes.

and each one of us gets something that is most memorable to them:

For example, I get my Jmie Lohsoh Agreements, frowning photo and a blogspot, make 23 copies of it and put 1 each in those 23 envelopes.

The other 22 people do the same.

In fact those who devolved and are pseudo are also most welcome.

whats more,

for those who are closer to others than the rest, you can add something to their envelopes.

for example, I put in an IKO biscuit into Daniel's envelope.

perhaps some deodarant in Jason's or a gummy bear for Su Ern, a photo of a Hunk in Michelle's and a bottle of gel in Ken Vin's


A lantern in Beng Ying's (commemorating the first time they went public), and a mock lawyer'scertificate for wei zhen, a paper crown for leelian and a photo of miss yap and meryl streep for timothy, a map of France for Roshan and a picture of a burette for Ko,

and wei zhen added the icing to it:

Ohmygosh. Yes I agree! Something you want others to remember you by. Then we shall seal it and promise not to open it and see it again until a certain day. Say 10 years later. We shall all agree to meet at a pre-picked place at a pre-decided time, all carrying our envelopes/packages as our entry ticket. Then we shall sit together and open it together and reminisce together about 'ze good old days. XD


It has already received rave reviews:

xcool. but im not getting a deodorant. by the way chia yew how ah the familyy tree? -Jason Chai

wonderful!!!!!haha- yeoh Su Ern

gosh... wonder...=T - Marcel

What bout the others? any ideas?

Kisah Cinta Agung II retold

this was as my promise below. it was an original post published in http://www.vasoaminichiayewni.blogspot.com/

i reproduce it back here for the every once in a while opportunistic Pm 4 reader

i am going to go out of my normal routine today of talking about so called serious issues and talk about love. Yes u herad me this is about love. THis stems directly from a question a classmate of mine asked me during lunch one day

Eh, forgive me for being somewhat immature but what is love ah?

Well i gave him a short nonsense filled answer to him that day. But this is Chia Yew's official answer.

first what love isn't:

• 
  it isn't as Chin meng correctly puts it looking at a girl and thinking she's a stick with breasts on it. http://www.vagabondsworld.blogspot.com/


• 
  it isnt for girls a person with a nice body and a tall posture.


• 
  it isnt that sudden exhilirating feeling from down under when u look at that hot girl.
  If u called all of tyhose love, we will live in a very depressing world.

LOve is that developed or instant feeling that you want to live with that girl forever and ever, sharing everything of yours with hers. It is that feeling that you get warm and at times heartracing that you get when you see that girl and better yet get to know her.

Love is that feeling or urge to fly without wings with her for a period of not less than 33 days. Love is that complex chemical interation in your brain that says, everything's going to be all right. Love is that feeling you get when you are a girl that you are protected and you are n good hands. It is that feeling that you have finally made a right decision for once.

You will want to protect her, embrace her and laugh with her for no particular reason at all. YOu feel that even though she does something incredibly silly you will not get irritated and give out sureshan frowns but you will just laugh. She is some one you want to hold hands with forever.
And the best thing is she need not have perky breast, her body need not be described in three super small numbers, she need not have to have a taut ass. Heck she can still be loved. (although with those attributes, it is easier to lovela but the magnitude of love maybe not the same...:p)
you see ah, too many times i have seen friends use the wrong formula

Love=Lust

Love is not carnal pleasure. Love is not looking at a hot girl and licking your lips. LOve is not staring at some girl's chest. For girls, Love is not staring at someone's buns or bodyshape. that is purely lust.

Lust is nature's insurance. TO ENSURE WE DO PROCREATE. If there only existed love, we would be extinct readyla...

Dont love someone because you are supposed to love someone or all your friends are having girlfriends.Call me old fashioned, but i still believe in true love, which fulfils all the conditions above.

I WILL NOT LOVE SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SOMEONE JEALOUS WITH MY 'TROPHY'. i WILL LOVE SOMEONE WHO I CAN MAKE FEEL SECURE AND LOVED AND CARED FOR. THAT IS MY MANIFESTO...

To love someone pretty is not a guarantee. She might drive u up all the walls in your house. So you married her on the basis of lust. On the basis of status. Because you want to show her off. Sickos...

But i am not saying that looking at someone's assets is wrong :P. Just dont overdo it. Imagine an old, dirty man looking at them from top to bottom stopping at strategic spots. Disgusted? YOu are no better than that man.

Anyways, the message remains.

When marrying dont go for looks, go for comfort. Love her or him not lust over him or her.

Talking under Moonlit skies

sometimes the very little things influence you the most.

for me it was the moncake festival we had on the 4th september 2008.

although the mooncakes or the booze wasn't quite the influencer... (okla i would be lying if the latter did not play even a minuscule role)

it was a story of an adorable friend who had his first kiss with his girlfriend ( i would vote best story, thank you. K$ *a^ R*i

it was a story of a boy who was called a sissy, a nerd and an antisocial that finally became an intelligent, confident hunk in the eyes of PM4 (not necessarily girls...)

It was about a boy clarifying his love for his biscuits and reinforcing his

love for his Mother.

It was a story about meeting third parties and being third parties.

It was a story of full rectification from pre-secondary-depression to cum laude excellence.

It was a story about interclass love and courting the right one.

It was a story of the ideal other half.

It was a debate about lust or love at first sight,

It was about a philosophical ranting about that hormone induced state of mind .

It was a debate whether going to the Mamak thereafter would be an anticlimax (followed by Timothy making sexual analogies to it...)

it was the story of us.

a diffusion of truth and opinion under a moonlit (okla it was all clouds) sky in a playground.

it was not about roshan getting topsy or jason stripping to his bare, buff essentials or daniel questioning God.

it was not about throwing people into the pools (ok i might be having second thoghts about this... let me recover from hangover 1st)

it was the openness we or rather some very good friends showed.

and that fired up emotions, stirred up thought.

and that all happened quaintly under the moonlit (heavily clouded), wet pavemented playground.

i was very moved because the first sentence defines me.

and i felt i did not do justice to all of you.

so blog i shall as you have so generously exposed your hearts that starry, moonlit sky (clouded, once again)

i did not do justice because i don't really fancy being put in the spot (like Mr Lek)

i prefer typing everything out shortgun style...

and i think i have the answer now as to the most significant event in my past 1 year (not past 18 yearsla... don't torture me with such soul searching)

and i think i have answered it with this post

we should do more of this, seriously...

as in Daniel's own (actually cut and paste then put back into his mouth) words:

"yay, i get..... to listen and i get to talk under a moonlit (actually cloudy) sky in the wee hours of the night"
...

of biscuits and daniel lee

hwwwwyyyyyyy?
once upon a time...
in a far far away land...
there was a biscuit...
i ate it.

and gt whisked off to the land of youtube.
by the authority of nyoke lees family.

the biscuit was innocent...
i was innocent...
wat has the biscuit done?
wat have i ate?

jus the innocent biscuit...
but that doesnt verify the action of posting the biscuit on the net and ruinin its chance to be seen by the world as the one and only biscuit which was a biscuit who doesnt eat biscuit but was eaten by a biscuit eating biscuit.

this is injustice.
i demand a full pack of chipsmore and chocolate as compensation of nt bringin the biscuit's mother into the picture.
on further thoughts....

hwwwwwyyyyy cant i even eat a biscuit in peace?

Daniel the Biscuit Boy Makes Waves!

KUALA LUMPUR: The critically acclaimed video, Daniel the Biscuit Boy, is making waves in the virtual arena! Within just one day of its release, it has chalked up a huge following amongst various communities, cutting across ethnographic, geographic, & just about any demographic borders you can think of! Insiders even say that it has been tipped off as a favourite nominee in next year's BOHming-kia-zho Awards, though nomination period usually begins late in the year on the 31st of November.

Daniel the Biscuit Boy, a simple, touching, heart-warming video, was directed, written, produced & acted by Mr. Kenvianni (also known as Ken-Wan-Neh) & the title character, Mr. Danieeeeeeeel himself. Critics has hailed it as the "most talented piece of work" that has come out of the virtual arena in recent years. A video with timeless values that has been likened to the teachings of Confucius, Daniel the Biscuit Boy tells the story of an innocent boy who just wants to impact the world with biscuits. Very much influenced by his mother, he strives in many different ways to bring about awareness of the importance of biscuits, stopping at nothing to achieve his goal, yet always ensuring that his mother would approve of his actions.

Mr. Chiayewni Kong, renowned philosopher, gushes at the stark simplicity & profoundness of the video. "The biscuit was symbolic for roundness, perfection and daniel's love for pregnant mothers. In fact i would dare theorized it symbolizes a Mother." He has even written a thesis on the analysis of the video, which can be found here.

The genius of the video is this: the symbolisms underlying the video are many, & one would always discover a new aspect with each new viewing. Says Ms. Zhenelle, a prominent critic, "Daniel the Biscuit Boy marvelously portrays the inner desires of a boy who never grew up; a boy who, essentially, just wants to please his mother. It effectively spells out a hidden problem many 21st Century boys bring with them, even to the working world, & when they have built their own families. Mr. Kenvianni & Mr. Danieeeeeeeeel have succeeded in producing a simple, accessible video with a heavy message, tucked in with a myriad of layers that can never really be peeled off. A masterpiece of our time."

We will be awaiting great news for this video from the land of flying-without-wings.

*Daniel the Biscuit Boy is currently showing on Nyoke Lee's Family & Youtube.

Daniel lee: the biscuit boy, a critical review

i critically put forth this thesis/review on the video below:

• Daniel's love for biscuits was portrayed with such strength because of the presence of a competitor for his love: ken Vin.
• The biscuit was symbolic for roundness, perfection and daniel's love for pregnant mothers. In fact i would dare theorized it symbolizes a Mother. A mother gives you comfort, food to eat and is symbolic for giving life. In baptism rituals of christians, a biscuit symbolises the flesh of Jesus Christ himself. daniel was playing into that to send across his message
• there was a certain element of mysticism in it: the line starts with " if i let you go you will never know" it is symbolic of the perversities and complexities of love.
• the video has delivered a greater and much stronger message for homosexuality than Broke Back mountain
• the hint of pointy hair was a strong undertone that love is enetring rough terrain.
• Daniels charater hints of a paradise we all forget, the paradise of youth and virility and of playfulness. He hints that perhaps we should go back to that paradise where we are just satisfied by the hint of that all delicious biscuit and maybe just perhaps ponder on loving biscuits more.

Biscuits symbolising a greater love.

brilliance

pure brilliance

Ken vin has come out with a spine chilling and brain slicing satire on the root and true essence of homosexuality and love.

and it serves second hand as a biscuit advertisement.

just one imperfecture: he should have used a Tiger biscuit.

But who cares, rite?

...

What Life Would be Without This Biscuit

Enjoy!!!
By Ken Vin & Daniel =)

Akan Datang Ke Pawagam Berdekatan

Hey!!

Hey people!=D

Just wanted to wish u guys GOOD LUCK for AS trials.

I heard it started last Thursday, right?

You guys will do well since PM4 intellectual levels are above all ;)

Miss u guys..Jamie, May Suen and I are on holidays now. We should come meet you guys, when does trials end?

Scandal 2: kong chia yew is a scared guy

there are hints of paedophilia towards him. there fore he has gone into hiding under the protection of a certain aunty.

New laws have been passed restricting contact between perpetrator and he victim.

here is the sensational words and crime of the perpetrator:

" i like small girls. I have to see you for lunch."

" i like certain young boys. Those cute cute like chia yew one"

don't treat this as a joke

together we can stamp out paedophilia

They define us

i just love how they look before we irritated them to the point of no return :p

Skandal

Declaration of Emergency

Pengisytiharan Darurat Akibat 'Breaching of Order 33'

Kerajaan Kecil PM4 di bawah nama Diktator kita dengan segala kuasanya, mengisytiharkan perintah darurat ke atas Pm4 kerana breaching of order 33 oleh sesetengah pihak. Ini merupakan masa genting bagi rakyat PM4. Satu demi satu blog telah ditumbangkan. Brikut ialah kaedah-kaedah yang diwartakan pada 12 julai ini:

• melaksanakan burette punishing, high intensity frowning dan third degree daniel scratching ke atas orang-orang yang melanggar Perintah 33.
• Mengintensifkan projek pemblogkan PM4.
• Penarikan balik insentif seperti kouta gula-gula dan sanksyen ekonomi.
• Pemberian anugerah Sri Panglima Gagah Perkasa kepada blog blog yang masih aktif.
• Order 33 dinaikkan kuasa menjadi ORDINAN 313.
• blog-blog yang ditumbangkan akan didakwa oleh Mahkamah Khas Perbicaraan 33 di bawah jabatan kerja raya Malaysia.

Ordinan 313 serta bidang dan keluasan kuasanya akan dibentangkan di Mesyuarat terunggul PM4 pada satu masa akan ditetapkan.

saya yang didiktatorkan,

KONG CHIA YEW,

MENTERI ORDER 33

critical times

this is for you jamie, we now live in critical and immoral times.

• kalimantan has gone bald (which increased the lust for him in some quarters (read Ko and michelle)) and increased the mockery on him (read: everyone else)
• miss ko is more pregnant now, there fore leading to daniel being proportionally more happy.
• ko has been molested a record 18 times (may or may not be accurate) by various individuals and is now fully ostracised by Miss Shoba who decided she should call ko khoo to dampen the semangat he has in his name.
• mr suresh finally made the long awaited coup de grace- saying he wants to strangle ko. sparks flew that day.
• ko has joined the ranks of najib and anwar. he has been caught sodomising and being sodomised by burettes by a certain mak cik.
• timothy has launched his new vogue word- bell from dumbbell- jamie bell, nyoke lee bell, kong bell, dumbbell.
• marcel has been caught conspiring agaisnt order 33 and assassination of dictator. he will be dealt with soon enough.
• wei zhen has been granted the title of wizened the intelligent girl by arivom namasivaya, the last king of majlis bandaraya ipoh.
• su ern is in a dilemma over which bus to take after an increase in petrol prices and change in governemnt policy.
• daniel is in the running for the nobel prize after inventing a new way of greeting people- scratching their heads while saying "bradder, wats your name?"
• chiun min was caught laughing by nyoke lee for no reason. this made her believe in him more.
• dictator has become more dictatorious after the plot to kill her by marcel has yet to materialise.
• A NEW HOMO PEEAMFOURIANS WAS BORN- SHARON TENG - she will undergo initiation soon by Jabatan Kerja Raya Malaysia.

these are difficult and critical times. we are all traumatised. we are an endangered species. Majulah sukan untuk negara.

art in pm4

the curator brings you the most critically acclaimed art piece by kong (or is it critically insulted)

i bring u

speaking of the suresh

the homo peeamfourians lecture series

good morning

following the success of the first lecture:

http://vasoaminichiayewni.blogspot.com/2008/06/kos-logic-chiayewnian-lecture-series-1.html

i will today present a further short lecture that packs as much controversy as salman rushdie's satanic verses.

my intellectual activities will soon be limited after this lecture by a certain relative of mine

but this post is as necessary as daniel needs his mother and su ern needs her buses and li wei needs his cars and ken in needs his dress shirts and wei zhen needs her books and timothy needs his nyoke lee and marcel needs his kolo- mee and ko needs his back to be broken

right.. that wasn't necessary but bear with me.

this lecture will change your life.

this lecture is about the

the pseudo- homo peeamfourians

yes the not really a homo peeamfourians

want to know who it is;

yes people his name sounds like, looks like and tastes like

john khoo wei juan

MEchanisM of hybridisation

he was a friend of lek, the guy who most probably ken vin any competition. this caused a, what i call, hybridisation opportunity. the second order hybridisation opportunity came with the Royal Club of The Cucumbers. John Khoo is a man infatuated with cucumbers. he could not resist.

and the Prime Hybridisation gross opportunity was non other then our dictator: :p

now some say the semi prime hybridisation opportunity was this;

anyways a run through the characteristics of ths strange specie:

• he would really like to become Mr Darcy


• he isnt ready for girls yet


• he is undergoing his romantic period


• he studies at some secluded area in the jungles of Malaysia- some say that its near kalimantan's house but this has been proven to be untrue using a ko-kong diagram (click on link up there)


• he knows 3 kims


• he is a male

there that sums up all he is :p

i have through this lecture risked my ownership by the dictator, but i don not care....:p i now embody the spirit of sybil kathigasu and M. Suresh.

thank you

The Moment of Truth (well not quite)

In keeping with the Spirit of Kiasuism, all of you have probably heard that Semester One Exam results are OUT!

Which makes this post kinda redundant.

But I'm still posting it anyway, because The Family needs to ensure everyone is in the know.

So here goes.

If you're one of those non-Kiasu Homopeeamfourian (which is a probability of 1.0 x 10 to the power of {-10000} ) who does not know the news yet, our results can be checked online.

STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE ON HOW TO ACCESS YOUR EXAM RESULTS
Publisher: Dyna
Author: J Lohsoh

1. Click --> Student Portal
2. Log in using your Student ID & password, the one you use to log into the computers
3. Click on "PROGRAMME" on the red tabs
4. Click on "ACADEMIC RESULTS" on the left bar
5. Read your results & personal comments from each lecturer

Have fun! Don't spoil your holidays! Remember what NL said, your trials aren't too far away!

Class T-Shirt Design Suggestions

Sorry, Kong, I did this before I saw your recent post.

But anyways, the Class T-Shirt Design is of UTMOST importance. We have to at least agree somewhat on a design before I meet the T-shirt people, hopefully sometime next week.

So we shall put it to a vote. Either

Click for larger view

Since Jason our Future Millionaire insists on asserting his "awesome-ness"
The back part is just supposed to be like our names scribbled at the back.

Click for larger view

The colours in the 'PM4' is required so we can distinguish between names. But as to which colours to use, it's negotiatable.

So vote separately for one FRONT & one BACK. You can interchange the front & back designs. Kong's idea is still up for voting as well.

As for T-Shirt colour, white T-Shirt with black writings. [Except for the PM4 part].

Please leave your votes under "comments". DO NOT put your votes on the tagboard. Those will not be considered.

Stay classy.

t-shirt design?? anyone?

why you all do this to miss yap????

wat are all your problems? a sureshan parody.

keep your maths work also.... otherwise i feed u rutherford's chipsmores

Press Release

Prae Medicina 4 Studios presents an original new series,


Nyoke Lee's Family is a smart, highly entertaining dramedy that will literally blow your minds off with its diverse yet kiasu cast, witty & intelligent dialogue ("awesome", anyone?) & its impeccably timed punchlines ("Teacher, the earth goes around the moon?")

Following the lives of 29 very prolific students from class PM4 of Sekolah Menjahit, Nyoke Lee's Family captures the drama & laughter as these bunch of students embark on a journey of turning strangers into friends, kicking Jambatan C.A.M's ass in A-Levels & driving their lecturers up the radioactive wall in the process.

The show's title character, Nyoke Lee, is a renowned Chemistry lecturer with a penchant for flying without wings. As the January 2008 intake for the prestigious Jambatan C.A.M. A-Levels programme at Sekolah Menjahit begins, Nyoke Lee undertakes the seemingly simple job as PM4's class mentor. Little did she expect the Herculean task that lay ahead of her.

Not that PM4 was a problematic class. Far from it. Boasting some of the best brains of the country, PM4 students were very hardworking (or so they seemed during the first few weeks) & with half of them on scholarship, it was evident that good grades was a common goal between students & lectures alike. What Nyoke Lee had not anticipated, however, was the... 'one-of-a-kind' ness - 29-of-a-kind? - of PM4.

Nyoke Lee's Family

For example, though Nyoke Lee had had foreign students before, she had no idea how to deal with the Kalimantan student who swam regularly across the South China Sea & suspiciously got himself elected Finance Minister of PM4.

& then there was the girl who killed with her silent laughter, the World Nuclear Association delegate who loves all the mothers in the world, the Zouk clubber who sleeps in class & moonlights as an evil dictator, just to name a few.

As the series develops, buses are stopped & chased after, legs are poked & caressed, sexualities are debated & questioned & a host of other interesting developments crop up.

With such a quirky mix of eclectic characters, there is never a dull moment in Nyoke Lee's Family.

Keep your eyes glued for Nyoke Lee's Family.

*Season One has just ended its run on the 12th of June, 2008. It will soon be premiering on blogspot.


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