smthg i 4gt t add.

i present u.
d instant solution t all problems which ever existed or hasnt yet existed.
the discovery of it lies within jason.
who wields the enormous power upon himself.
a couple of conversations t prove my point:

please note theres always fits of laughter after d coloured words.

ko: ngyerrrr, y u drive so jerky 1?
jason: u so good, u drive la. i ve no problem wit that.
ko: nvrmd, show abs.
Laughter.

jason: y they dont let me pass? eeyerr...
ko: go down show abs. then d taxi will let u pass.
jason: ...

jason: sometimes, i dont quite like my hair...( or smthg relevant t his hair)
daniel: show abs.
more laughter.
roshan: show t d hairdresser la.
jason:...

daniel: jason, if A2 u gt questions u dont kno hw t do?
crowd: laughter....
roshan: show t d examiner... or exam paper... (fits of laughter)
jason:....

ko: go euphoria find d bouncer.
then ask jason to show abs.
his abs nt as big as d bouncers.
jason:.....

roshan: so basically any problem oso show abs. problem solved.
jason: ...


jason: dat car want t cut me?
dont let.
hungry d.

someone 1 4gt who: eh, where ur manners?
jason: i let that red wira pass already wat.
wheres my thank you?
they r d one who have no manners.
another 1 i 4gt who: show abs.
laughter.

i think there r still more of these conversations.
bt since im lazy.
im nt writing them all.

as far as im concerned,
jason?
u kno wat t do.