Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy

mornin.
reminiscence of a particular moonlit night, erm... cloudy night,
it was awesome.
and still is awesome.

well im gettin the hang of kong style crap.
for i now realise the importance of the kong's bible.

on that fateful night,
zhen asked, what makes kong, Kong?
as in The kong.
with his unique style of kong which makes ppl mistake him as one of the direct descendants of confucius,
an old man i respect which has now gone with the wind to achieve nirvana.

and now, i discovered the truth.
kong's bible tells it all.

bfore this ive seen the movie of this book.
but this book is much better than the movie.

when i first saw the book,
it was just some normal storybook that i could finish in a few hours or so to kill time durin the holidys,
wit its yellow brown pages,
and blue front cover,
and the words
"The Hitchhikers' guide to the Galaxy."
'by douglas adams'
on it.

however,
on readin the first page,
i knew this was different.
this book was different.
and still is different.

other storybooks give you story,
sci-fi,
fantasy,
romance,
mystery,
suspense...
this book gives you that
and something else.

pure kong style shotgun mode crap.
its an epic of how kong came to existence,
with the aid of infinite probability,
and its inverse of finite improbability,
which then lead to an untimely, and unfortunate existence of a bowl of petunias and a sperm whale.

note that this part is from the storyline itself,
which also emphasizes that no one has ever taken the liberty to fathom how important ur towel is to u.

as u can c, this is bullshit in its utmost sheer purity of 101%.
which then leads me to concur that,
although this book does not teach us on the topic of 'Yay, i get true love',
it is the book
as in THE book which is essential in the trainin of the future professors of crapology, a highly recognised branch of the ministry of bullshit.

and not to forgt, this book tells you the answer to the meanin of life, and evrytin.

the ans is,

forty-two.

thats all, ladies and gentlemen,
so long and thanks for all the fish.