of biscuits and daniel lee

hwwwwyyyyyyy?
once upon a time...
in a far far away land...
there was a biscuit...
i ate it.

and gt whisked off to the land of youtube.
by the authority of nyoke lees family.

the biscuit was innocent...
i was innocent...
wat has the biscuit done?
wat have i ate?

jus the innocent biscuit...
but that doesnt verify the action of posting the biscuit on the net and ruinin its chance to be seen by the world as the one and only biscuit which was a biscuit who doesnt eat biscuit but was eaten by a biscuit eating biscuit.

this is injustice.
i demand a full pack of chipsmore and chocolate as compensation of nt bringin the biscuit's mother into the picture.
on further thoughts....

hwwwwwyyyyy cant i even eat a biscuit in peace?