Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Surat Pekeliling No. 18.5 Kerajaan Berdaulat PM4

Berikutan pengumuman darurat tanpa pengetahuan diktator Kerajaan Berdaulat PM4, di bawah merupakan arahan kepada angkatan tentera PM4 yang mest dipatuhi, seperti yang dinyatakan dalam Akta Darurat PM4 2009.

Diktator Kong U-B - menunjukkan kehebatan U-B nya

Lau Bu - membuat impersonasi Simon Cowell, Meryl Streep, Amy, dan sesiapa lagi yang relevan

Komando Jason - 'show abs'

Jeneral Ko - meng'nger'

Leftenan Marcel - senyum dengan lebih lebar lagi

Korporal Michelle - menggoda the Dark Lord

Sir Charles - ketawa dan tidur

Tok Kong Bomoh - teruskan pencarian untuk cara penyelesaian melalui teknik mereka cerita nonsesikalnya

Tuan Daniel - minum lebih banyak chocolate milk

Cik Muda Beng Ying - 'slap' sesiapa yang patut

Sergeant Kimberly - 'act cute'

Presiden Lek Ken Vin - membuat stail rambut yang lebih dahsyat lagi

Kolonel Roshan - memakai tali leher hodoh

Private Hui Chuin - membeli kasut imitasi Jimmy Choos untuk seluruh angkatan

Duchess Shin Yee - memandu tank

Count Li Wei - makan di Madam Joyce

Kapten Sharon - mengawal pengaliran wang PM4

Viscountess Su-Ern - mengamplifikasikan komand yang diberi

Lady Zhen - meloyakan arahan the Dark Lord

Baron Kai Lun - bersama Leftenan Marcel menambahkan kuasa senyum

Admiral Shin Yi - menanya soalan atau memberi jawapan yang tidak berkaitan

Marshal Joanne - gunting rambut

Major Alyssa - ketawa seperti hyena

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Dengan kerjasama seluruh angkatan, Kerajaan Berdaulat PM4 yakin bahawa kita boleh mengalahkan the Dark Lord!!

Sesiapa yang tidak menjalankan tanggungjawab seperti yang dinyatakan di atas akan diberi hukuman "chee gei chap sang"

Majulah Negara Untuk Sukan

Friday, May 8, 2009

THE BOOK OF TRAVELLING SECRETS IS NOW WITH MISS YAP NYOKE LEE

Jamie Lohsoh Day

I have started the social experiment of asking in my class

"Where is Jamie ahhh?"

as if she had never left and she was just absent due to a dis-ease.

when in fact she left after the ratification of the Jamie Lohsoh Agreements for INTEC.

It has elicit responses that has really made me burst out laughing.

Loh shin Yi,

was asked in an sms about the PM4 people's scattering the same question

Lol she paid no attention to all the sentimental stuff in the message but just answered the questionby saying

I'm Sorry.... i don't know where jamie is...

I burst out laughing naturally.

Celebrate Jamie Lohsoh Day every 2nd of june


When the sambil lewa attitude stops, the killing can too...

Cumberlek's Jouney in Peeam 4

Dear PM fourians.

I shall start by saying my Peeamfoourian terminology is horrible. (so do forgive me for it. =p)

Well, i't's been awhile since i've written anything anywhere, joined group events with you guys and actually had a decent chat with generally a lot of people in the class. Yet, class had officially ended, and i'm left here wishing it wasn't over.

I shall declare a few of many things.
1. You guys were the most awesome classmates i ever had in my entire life. By far. You were all so welcoming to one another, always open to helping one another and cooperative.

2. I do wish class never ended so fast.

3. I can tell you TAYMUN would not have been a success if i was placed in any other class other than PM4, simply because i wouldn't have got 90% of the class to join the club and i also wouldn't have gotten such commitment from a huge group of people. Never did i imagine when i wrote that petition letter requestion you guys to join TAYMUN that i would receive such an encouraging feedback in return.


While i was spending my last day with all of you guys i realized how much i've missed out on in the last couple of months for i was so sucked up with myself and my personal agenda. You can pretty much say my presence in class was almost just to attend classes and to do nothing else. I failed to strengthen my friendship bonds with many of you, failed to come across as a warm and friendly guy as i once was and definitely failed to even seem like i was part of the class. For that i sincerely apologize.

Since it is all over now, i guess there's no point looking at the past but instead look towards the future. All of us wil be scattered across the world but hey, in addition to that wonderful idea of that "BOOK", i'll offer my suggestions. ( i may no longer hold any presidential posts to advocate and have the final say over stuff, but i still can suggest. =p)

1. A once a year class meet is definitely very possible. Especially between the months of June- August during our summer holidays. And hey, it's just a day. It's really possible. I can almost assure you that in 10 years time, most of us would be so busy with our lives that we would hardly remember each other, or even make an effort to meet up knowing very well that some of us might not return to this country.

2. the Facebook group to me is the most VITAL communicating tool. I mean come on, there's nothing that beats the internet nowadays, not even snail mail. =p. the one problem about the group which has made it such a lousy communicating tool is that posts on walls do not SAMPAI to the members. Instead, we should just publish a random event and invite all PEEAMFOURIANS TO GRAB THEIR ATTENTION TO CHECK the group once in a while. =p. Thus, the role of the officers of that group become very significant. As much as i like the idea of the book, i have a very bad feeling that it will one day go missing.

I will end by thanking all of you for being such wonderful people and personally sharing what i wish and hope to do in my future so that you will get to know me a little better than what you have in this year and a half.

To start with,
I will choose the road more often taken by PEEAMfourians that is to pursue medicine at Edinburgh. This decision came about after i had a personal revelation speaking with God. Quite simply, to do God's will. And how, it is by being the first one on the ground helping and healing those in need. I do plan to join the NGO Medicins Sans Frontiere when i graduate, go to places where people are living in poverty and do not even get proper healthcare. At the same time i would get to see the world, and see things from a different perspective of life.

And again, the road more often taken, i will choose to specialize. and a particular interest as of now, Neurology. haha. gosh. even talking about it sends shivers. (imagine the amount of time i would spend indulging in text books picking up this field). But yes, this is just something I am thinking of having been inspired by Oliver Sacks and his stories and realizing that this is a field with so much more potential to be tapped out of.(for the knowledge we know about how our brain functions is actually very shallow as of now)

Soon after, i will either choose to be a

i) WHO Director GEneral just like what Dr Margaret CHan is now. I definitely want to make a difference and when i say that, i mean a global difference. And it is by assuming such a high position that i believe we'll be able to do it. (she was the health director of HK who manage to curb avian flu prior to assuming that position)

ii) Get involved in Politics. Why? Because again, i come to realize that i want to bring changes to this country. I want to do something for this country i have lived in for 18 years. And again, it is by assuming such a position, you will have the power to do and bring major reforms. (of course, if i would like to do this, i would have to pick up many dilagues =p including TAMIL)

iii) Be the CEo of a health care company. If i were to do this, i would be looking at earning tonnes of money in which i would use to be a philanthropist myself. And what would i do with the money? Again helping those less fortunate than us (in our own country primarily) and those in poverty stricken regions like Africa. (this would require me to take up an MBA)

I end here.


p.s. It was a very emotional parting session for me today. I am glad i will still be able to see you guys a couple more times before we part ways. And i hope that whatever time we have remaining, we'll be able to make the most of it.

p.p.s it has been within this period of one and a half years i've grown and matured as a person in terms of thoughts more than i have ever done so in my life.

p.p.p.s one more post will follow this one in due time. =)

Your friend always,

Ken Vin Lek.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

WELCOME MISS YAP


Welcome Miss Yap to a world you have never known existed. You would have got this address from that very nice gift we peeamfourians got for you.


we would think that you would guess that we were already tak betul a little when we started playing dress-up


Jason getting pregnant


daniel having big assets and showing them off unceremoniously in a bathrobe



Timothy dressing up and making up as a 90 year old woman


This blogspot has been running for months but we knew the wisdom of keeping this very pleasant surprise from you until we all say our goodbyes.


From the start of this blog, we have always been theorizing whether you were aware of the existence of this blog ( Note: If you are one who is fond of googling yourself, then ... hint..hint...)


Anyway, without beating around the bush, welcome Miss Yap to the blogspot of a class who have not really got the right screws in the right places up there.


We have spun numerous tales of distant lands and fantastical circumstances throughout our 1 and a half years at Taylor's, of which unfortunately, only a small fraction (the milder ones : smirk) is documented in this blog.


We hope that this blog will only bring two things:


1) As a means of contact and fellowship among the peeamfourians and you. We will continue to update this blog, spinning either tales that don't quite make sense or more serious commentaries which are classified as "State of the PM4 Commentaries". We sincerely hope that you will continually check this blog, comment once in a while and pour attention on your 23 beloved hunks and models , especially those who need it the most... read: Ko :P


2) As a record of events be a truly awesome class, that will one day do great things. We want you Miss Yap, to open this blogspot 20 years later and see articles documenting each of the 23 models and hunks making this world a better place and then click on the archives to find in great horror the nonsense these 23 hunky and model-ly superheroes of the world once wrote and spoke of.
NOw, Teacher, be also proud that you have one more thing to show off to your colleagues :P



I am also proud to say that we have not deleted a single thing from this blog before presenting it to you (although we did practise discretion on what goes up at first :P)



I thus end with the hope that we will not break such endothermic bonds with such a fantastic teacher.

And we hope you do not find reason or enough energy to break those bonds too...





LOVE

PM4


PS: WE hope nothing is offensive on this blog. All the stories are borne out for our immense love for our class mates and lecturers. If at all anything is found to be offensive, we sincerely apologise. WE do not want untoward incidences of certificates being withheld afterall... (a grin and a smirk)




This Blog has been mainly contributed by





Lim WEi Zhen





KOng Chia YEw





Daniel Lee





ESther Lee





Lek Ken Vin





Jason Chai

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Pemindaan Perlembagaan PM4

Berikutan Krisis Wei Zhen-He Who Must Not be named,

Diktator Tun Kong Lee Lian tanpa pengetahuan nya, memperkenan Pemindaan Perlembagaan seperti berikut.

Penambahan Klausa seperti berikut;

Klausa 564

Segala hal yang berkaitan dengan He Who Must not benamed dan kaitannya dengan Lowya Buruk atau warganegara lain adalah dilarang sama sekali di depan Lowya Buluk :P. Ia diberi takrif ISU SENSITIF di mana perbincanagnnya boleh dijatuhkan hukuman seperti berikut:

Hukuman ke atas pemegang Jawatan Kerajaan

a) Burettization
b) Pemberian makanan percuma kepada jason Chai
c) Pemakaian stail Timothy Kueks seumur hidup.

Hukuman ke atas Warganegara Biasa

a) Burettization
b) Kalau berwarganegara Lelaki, hukuman 'show abs' dikenakan di depan Michelle .

hukuman ke atas jarley

a) makanan percuma dilarang sama sekali ke atasnya.
b) Burettization


KONG CHIA YEW

Bagi Pihak

Relative dan Diktator

Tun Kong Lee Lian, AYNL

Monday, May 4, 2009

& the Lowya Buluk speaks

Dear beloved classmates,

Flattered as I am by the attention bestowed upon me - which our dear Tok Bomoh claims is an honour that has thus far only been awarded to the demigod & Jarley - & touched as I am by the concern you all (ie. Tok Kong Bomoh, the tutor, the Donut-taker, Aminah, Ah Wa [or is it Ah Pieng? The horny one lah basically], Lau Bu & Jarley) seem to have over my single status, I would like to once & for all state clearly that unlike Jarley, I do not crave attention in such a manner as you have seen fit to give me.

There are many reasons why my tolerance level went past the threshold level today, none of them being anywhere close to the suggestion that it may be because I like a certain someone whose name shall not be revealed. I have laughed off the past year of jokes as much as I could, but today, it has surpassed the threshold frequency & the electrons orbitting around me are already threatening to go off course. I am afraid of what might happen if they do - they might hit someone or might cause me to emit radiation, fates which I do not wish upon anyone in the class as I love you all too much.

My reasons are simple.

One, because it is a lie, a fabrication based on nothing but wild imagination. Which is fine, seeing as most of our Family stories revolve around such nonsensical fantastical things. But not when it has gone overboard to the point it is today or involves an outsider unfamiliar to the Ways of the NL Family. On top of that, this fabrication is totally, completely, & utterly baseless - unlike the other plots concocted by us, which always had some small element of fact in them (even if only 1.0 x 10^-30 per cent).

Two, because it is a matter of reputation. Said outsiders who are unfamiliar to the Ways of the NL Family might get the impression that my humble Lowya Buluk self is a desperate bachelorette who talks about nothing but relationships all day & thus causing the whole Family to also talk about the same topic. This may seem far-fetched, but it is a highly logical conclusion that can be easily made if the facts available to you are limited to "this class always talks about ___ & ___". Just because our Family frequently discusses the topic of ___ & ___'s relationship does not mean it can be confirmed as truth, but others might not know that it is mere speculation. I do not wish to be known as desperate or frivolous, thus this reason.

There are other reasons, but I will not bog you down with them. I believe that these two reasons are sufficient to make my stand clear & to make you understand my position.

I refuse to tolerate this any longer & if it were to come up in the future, I will not stand by & listen to it & laugh along as I always have. My threshold frequency is evidently lower than Ah Chai's.

Thus, I seek your co-operation & understanding in this.

If all else fails, I will have to resort to drastic measures. Do not force me to invoke the name of the demigod.


Yours in NL,

Lowya Buluk
A-Zhen & Co.