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PM 4 has changed this guy

into this Chunky, Hunky, monkey

Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy

mornin.
reminiscence of a particular moonlit night, erm... cloudy night,
it was awesome.
and still is awesome.

well im gettin the hang of kong style crap.
for i now realise the importance of the kong's bible.

on that fateful night,
zhen asked, what makes kong, Kong?
as in The kong.
with his unique style of kong which makes ppl mistake him as one of the direct descendants of confucius,
an old man i respect which has now gone with the wind to achieve nirvana.

and now, i discovered the truth.
kong's bible tells it all.

bfore this ive seen the movie of this book.
but this book is much better than the movie.

when i first saw the book,
it was just some normal storybook that i could finish in a few hours or so to kill time durin the holidys,
wit its yellow brown pages,
and blue front cover,
and the words
"The Hitchhikers' guide to the Galaxy."
'by douglas adams'
on it.

however,
on readin the first page,
i knew this was different.
this book was different.
and still is different.

other storybooks give you story,
sci-fi,
fantasy,
romance,
mystery,
suspense...
this book gives you that
and something else.

pure kong style shotgun mode crap.
its an epic of how kong came to existence,
with the aid of infinite probability,
and its inverse of finite improbability,
which then lead to an untimely, and unfortunate existence of a bowl of petunias and a sperm whale.

note that this part is from the storyline itself,
which also emphasizes that no one has ever taken the liberty to fathom how important ur towel is to u.

as u can c, this is bullshit in its utmost sheer purity of 101%.
which then leads me to concur that,
although this book does not teach us on the topic of 'Yay, i get true love',
it is the book
as in THE book which is essential in the trainin of the future professors of crapology, a highly recognised branch of the ministry of bullshit.

and not to forgt, this book tells you the answer to the meanin of life, and evrytin.

the ans is,

forty-two.

thats all, ladies and gentlemen,
so long and thanks for all the fish.

A project of epic proportions

What do we do?

Come June 2009, we get 23 envelopes.

and each one of us gets something that is most memorable to them:

For example, I get my Jmie Lohsoh Agreements, frowning photo and a blogspot, make 23 copies of it and put 1 each in those 23 envelopes.

The other 22 people do the same.

In fact those who devolved and are pseudo are also most welcome.

whats more,

for those who are closer to others than the rest, you can add something to their envelopes.

for example, I put in an IKO biscuit into Daniel's envelope.

perhaps some deodarant in Jason's or a gummy bear for Su Ern, a photo of a Hunk in Michelle's and a bottle of gel in Ken Vin's


A lantern in Beng Ying's (commemorating the first time they went public), and a mock lawyer'scertificate for wei zhen, a paper crown for leelian and a photo of miss yap and meryl streep for timothy, a map of France for Roshan and a picture of a burette for Ko,

and wei zhen added the icing to it:

Ohmygosh. Yes I agree! Something you want others to remember you by. Then we shall seal it and promise not to open it and see it again until a certain day. Say 10 years later. We shall all agree to meet at a pre-picked place at a pre-decided time, all carrying our envelopes/packages as our entry ticket. Then we shall sit together and open it together and reminisce together about 'ze good old days. XD


It has already received rave reviews:

xcool. but im not getting a deodorant. by the way chia yew how ah the familyy tree? -Jason Chai

wonderful!!!!!haha- yeoh Su Ern

gosh... wonder...=T - Marcel

What bout the others? any ideas?

Kisah Cinta Agung II retold

this was as my promise below. it was an original post published in http://www.vasoaminichiayewni.blogspot.com/

i reproduce it back here for the every once in a while opportunistic Pm 4 reader

i am going to go out of my normal routine today of talking about so called serious issues and talk about love. Yes u herad me this is about love. THis stems directly from a question a classmate of mine asked me during lunch one day

Eh, forgive me for being somewhat immature but what is love ah?

Well i gave him a short nonsense filled answer to him that day. But this is Chia Yew's official answer.

first what love isn't:

• 
  it isn't as Chin meng correctly puts it looking at a girl and thinking she's a stick with breasts on it. http://www.vagabondsworld.blogspot.com/


• 
  it isnt for girls a person with a nice body and a tall posture.


• 
  it isnt that sudden exhilirating feeling from down under when u look at that hot girl.
  If u called all of tyhose love, we will live in a very depressing world.

LOve is that developed or instant feeling that you want to live with that girl forever and ever, sharing everything of yours with hers. It is that feeling that you get warm and at times heartracing that you get when you see that girl and better yet get to know her.

Love is that feeling or urge to fly without wings with her for a period of not less than 33 days. Love is that complex chemical interation in your brain that says, everything's going to be all right. Love is that feeling you get when you are a girl that you are protected and you are n good hands. It is that feeling that you have finally made a right decision for once.

You will want to protect her, embrace her and laugh with her for no particular reason at all. YOu feel that even though she does something incredibly silly you will not get irritated and give out sureshan frowns but you will just laugh. She is some one you want to hold hands with forever.
And the best thing is she need not have perky breast, her body need not be described in three super small numbers, she need not have to have a taut ass. Heck she can still be loved. (although with those attributes, it is easier to lovela but the magnitude of love maybe not the same...:p)
you see ah, too many times i have seen friends use the wrong formula

Love=Lust

Love is not carnal pleasure. Love is not looking at a hot girl and licking your lips. LOve is not staring at some girl's chest. For girls, Love is not staring at someone's buns or bodyshape. that is purely lust.

Lust is nature's insurance. TO ENSURE WE DO PROCREATE. If there only existed love, we would be extinct readyla...

Dont love someone because you are supposed to love someone or all your friends are having girlfriends.Call me old fashioned, but i still believe in true love, which fulfils all the conditions above.

I WILL NOT LOVE SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SOMEONE JEALOUS WITH MY 'TROPHY'. i WILL LOVE SOMEONE WHO I CAN MAKE FEEL SECURE AND LOVED AND CARED FOR. THAT IS MY MANIFESTO...

To love someone pretty is not a guarantee. She might drive u up all the walls in your house. So you married her on the basis of lust. On the basis of status. Because you want to show her off. Sickos...

But i am not saying that looking at someone's assets is wrong :P. Just dont overdo it. Imagine an old, dirty man looking at them from top to bottom stopping at strategic spots. Disgusted? YOu are no better than that man.

Anyways, the message remains.

When marrying dont go for looks, go for comfort. Love her or him not lust over him or her.

Talking under Moonlit skies

sometimes the very little things influence you the most.

for me it was the moncake festival we had on the 4th september 2008.

although the mooncakes or the booze wasn't quite the influencer... (okla i would be lying if the latter did not play even a minuscule role)

it was a story of an adorable friend who had his first kiss with his girlfriend ( i would vote best story, thank you. K$ *a^ R*i

it was a story of a boy who was called a sissy, a nerd and an antisocial that finally became an intelligent, confident hunk in the eyes of PM4 (not necessarily girls...)

It was about a boy clarifying his love for his biscuits and reinforcing his

love for his Mother.

It was a story about meeting third parties and being third parties.

It was a story of full rectification from pre-secondary-depression to cum laude excellence.

It was a story about interclass love and courting the right one.

It was a story of the ideal other half.

It was a debate about lust or love at first sight,

It was about a philosophical ranting about that hormone induced state of mind .

It was a debate whether going to the Mamak thereafter would be an anticlimax (followed by Timothy making sexual analogies to it...)

it was the story of us.

a diffusion of truth and opinion under a moonlit (okla it was all clouds) sky in a playground.

it was not about roshan getting topsy or jason stripping to his bare, buff essentials or daniel questioning God.

it was not about throwing people into the pools (ok i might be having second thoghts about this... let me recover from hangover 1st)

it was the openness we or rather some very good friends showed.

and that fired up emotions, stirred up thought.

and that all happened quaintly under the moonlit (heavily clouded), wet pavemented playground.

i was very moved because the first sentence defines me.

and i felt i did not do justice to all of you.

so blog i shall as you have so generously exposed your hearts that starry, moonlit sky (clouded, once again)

i did not do justice because i don't really fancy being put in the spot (like Mr Lek)

i prefer typing everything out shortgun style...

and i think i have the answer now as to the most significant event in my past 1 year (not past 18 yearsla... don't torture me with such soul searching)

and i think i have answered it with this post

we should do more of this, seriously...

as in Daniel's own (actually cut and paste then put back into his mouth) words:

"yay, i get..... to listen and i get to talk under a moonlit (actually cloudy) sky in the wee hours of the night"
...

of biscuits and daniel lee

hwwwwyyyyyyy?
once upon a time...
in a far far away land...
there was a biscuit...
i ate it.

and gt whisked off to the land of youtube.
by the authority of nyoke lees family.

the biscuit was innocent...
i was innocent...
wat has the biscuit done?
wat have i ate?

jus the innocent biscuit...
but that doesnt verify the action of posting the biscuit on the net and ruinin its chance to be seen by the world as the one and only biscuit which was a biscuit who doesnt eat biscuit but was eaten by a biscuit eating biscuit.

this is injustice.
i demand a full pack of chipsmore and chocolate as compensation of nt bringin the biscuit's mother into the picture.
on further thoughts....

hwwwwwyyyyy cant i even eat a biscuit in peace?

Daniel the Biscuit Boy Makes Waves!

KUALA LUMPUR: The critically acclaimed video, Daniel the Biscuit Boy, is making waves in the virtual arena! Within just one day of its release, it has chalked up a huge following amongst various communities, cutting across ethnographic, geographic, & just about any demographic borders you can think of! Insiders even say that it has been tipped off as a favourite nominee in next year's BOHming-kia-zho Awards, though nomination period usually begins late in the year on the 31st of November.

Daniel the Biscuit Boy, a simple, touching, heart-warming video, was directed, written, produced & acted by Mr. Kenvianni (also known as Ken-Wan-Neh) & the title character, Mr. Danieeeeeeeel himself. Critics has hailed it as the "most talented piece of work" that has come out of the virtual arena in recent years. A video with timeless values that has been likened to the teachings of Confucius, Daniel the Biscuit Boy tells the story of an innocent boy who just wants to impact the world with biscuits. Very much influenced by his mother, he strives in many different ways to bring about awareness of the importance of biscuits, stopping at nothing to achieve his goal, yet always ensuring that his mother would approve of his actions.

Mr. Chiayewni Kong, renowned philosopher, gushes at the stark simplicity & profoundness of the video. "The biscuit was symbolic for roundness, perfection and daniel's love for pregnant mothers. In fact i would dare theorized it symbolizes a Mother." He has even written a thesis on the analysis of the video, which can be found here.

The genius of the video is this: the symbolisms underlying the video are many, & one would always discover a new aspect with each new viewing. Says Ms. Zhenelle, a prominent critic, "Daniel the Biscuit Boy marvelously portrays the inner desires of a boy who never grew up; a boy who, essentially, just wants to please his mother. It effectively spells out a hidden problem many 21st Century boys bring with them, even to the working world, & when they have built their own families. Mr. Kenvianni & Mr. Danieeeeeeeeel have succeeded in producing a simple, accessible video with a heavy message, tucked in with a myriad of layers that can never really be peeled off. A masterpiece of our time."

We will be awaiting great news for this video from the land of flying-without-wings.

*Daniel the Biscuit Boy is currently showing on Nyoke Lee's Family & Youtube.

Daniel lee: the biscuit boy, a critical review

i critically put forth this thesis/review on the video below:

• Daniel's love for biscuits was portrayed with such strength because of the presence of a competitor for his love: ken Vin.
• The biscuit was symbolic for roundness, perfection and daniel's love for pregnant mothers. In fact i would dare theorized it symbolizes a Mother. A mother gives you comfort, food to eat and is symbolic for giving life. In baptism rituals of christians, a biscuit symbolises the flesh of Jesus Christ himself. daniel was playing into that to send across his message
• there was a certain element of mysticism in it: the line starts with " if i let you go you will never know" it is symbolic of the perversities and complexities of love.
• the video has delivered a greater and much stronger message for homosexuality than Broke Back mountain
• the hint of pointy hair was a strong undertone that love is enetring rough terrain.
• Daniels charater hints of a paradise we all forget, the paradise of youth and virility and of playfulness. He hints that perhaps we should go back to that paradise where we are just satisfied by the hint of that all delicious biscuit and maybe just perhaps ponder on loving biscuits more.

Biscuits symbolising a greater love.

brilliance

pure brilliance

Ken vin has come out with a spine chilling and brain slicing satire on the root and true essence of homosexuality and love.

and it serves second hand as a biscuit advertisement.

just one imperfecture: he should have used a Tiger biscuit.

But who cares, rite?

...

What Life Would be Without This Biscuit

Enjoy!!!
By Ken Vin & Daniel =)