Skandal

Declaration of Emergency

Pengisytiharan Darurat Akibat 'Breaching of Order 33'

Kerajaan Kecil PM4 di bawah nama Diktator kita dengan segala kuasanya, mengisytiharkan perintah darurat ke atas Pm4 kerana breaching of order 33 oleh sesetengah pihak. Ini merupakan masa genting bagi rakyat PM4. Satu demi satu blog telah ditumbangkan. Brikut ialah kaedah-kaedah yang diwartakan pada 12 julai ini:

• melaksanakan burette punishing, high intensity frowning dan third degree daniel scratching ke atas orang-orang yang melanggar Perintah 33.
• Mengintensifkan projek pemblogkan PM4.
• Penarikan balik insentif seperti kouta gula-gula dan sanksyen ekonomi.
• Pemberian anugerah Sri Panglima Gagah Perkasa kepada blog blog yang masih aktif.
• Order 33 dinaikkan kuasa menjadi ORDINAN 313.
• blog-blog yang ditumbangkan akan didakwa oleh Mahkamah Khas Perbicaraan 33 di bawah jabatan kerja raya Malaysia.

Ordinan 313 serta bidang dan keluasan kuasanya akan dibentangkan di Mesyuarat terunggul PM4 pada satu masa akan ditetapkan.

saya yang didiktatorkan,

KONG CHIA YEW,

MENTERI ORDER 33

critical times

this is for you jamie, we now live in critical and immoral times.

• kalimantan has gone bald (which increased the lust for him in some quarters (read Ko and michelle)) and increased the mockery on him (read: everyone else)
• miss ko is more pregnant now, there fore leading to daniel being proportionally more happy.
• ko has been molested a record 18 times (may or may not be accurate) by various individuals and is now fully ostracised by Miss Shoba who decided she should call ko khoo to dampen the semangat he has in his name.
• mr suresh finally made the long awaited coup de grace- saying he wants to strangle ko. sparks flew that day.
• ko has joined the ranks of najib and anwar. he has been caught sodomising and being sodomised by burettes by a certain mak cik.
• timothy has launched his new vogue word- bell from dumbbell- jamie bell, nyoke lee bell, kong bell, dumbbell.
• marcel has been caught conspiring agaisnt order 33 and assassination of dictator. he will be dealt with soon enough.
• wei zhen has been granted the title of wizened the intelligent girl by arivom namasivaya, the last king of majlis bandaraya ipoh.
• su ern is in a dilemma over which bus to take after an increase in petrol prices and change in governemnt policy.
• daniel is in the running for the nobel prize after inventing a new way of greeting people- scratching their heads while saying "bradder, wats your name?"
• chiun min was caught laughing by nyoke lee for no reason. this made her believe in him more.
• dictator has become more dictatorious after the plot to kill her by marcel has yet to materialise.
• A NEW HOMO PEEAMFOURIANS WAS BORN- SHARON TENG - she will undergo initiation soon by Jabatan Kerja Raya Malaysia.

these are difficult and critical times. we are all traumatised. we are an endangered species. Majulah sukan untuk negara.