art in pm4

the curator brings you the most critically acclaimed art piece by kong (or is it critically insulted)

i bring u

speaking of the suresh

the homo peeamfourians lecture series

good morning

following the success of the first lecture:

http://vasoaminichiayewni.blogspot.com/2008/06/kos-logic-chiayewnian-lecture-series-1.html

i will today present a further short lecture that packs as much controversy as salman rushdie's satanic verses.

my intellectual activities will soon be limited after this lecture by a certain relative of mine

but this post is as necessary as daniel needs his mother and su ern needs her buses and li wei needs his cars and ken in needs his dress shirts and wei zhen needs her books and timothy needs his nyoke lee and marcel needs his kolo- mee and ko needs his back to be broken

right.. that wasn't necessary but bear with me.

this lecture will change your life.

this lecture is about the

the pseudo- homo peeamfourians

yes the not really a homo peeamfourians

want to know who it is;

yes people his name sounds like, looks like and tastes like

john khoo wei juan

MEchanisM of hybridisation

he was a friend of lek, the guy who most probably ken vin any competition. this caused a, what i call, hybridisation opportunity. the second order hybridisation opportunity came with the Royal Club of The Cucumbers. John Khoo is a man infatuated with cucumbers. he could not resist.

and the Prime Hybridisation gross opportunity was non other then our dictator: :p

now some say the semi prime hybridisation opportunity was this;

anyways a run through the characteristics of ths strange specie:

• he would really like to become Mr Darcy


• he isnt ready for girls yet


• he is undergoing his romantic period


• he studies at some secluded area in the jungles of Malaysia- some say that its near kalimantan's house but this has been proven to be untrue using a ko-kong diagram (click on link up there)


• he knows 3 kims


• he is a male

there that sums up all he is :p

i have through this lecture risked my ownership by the dictator, but i don not care....:p i now embody the spirit of sybil kathigasu and M. Suresh.

thank you

The Moment of Truth (well not quite)

In keeping with the Spirit of Kiasuism, all of you have probably heard that Semester One Exam results are OUT!

Which makes this post kinda redundant.

But I'm still posting it anyway, because The Family needs to ensure everyone is in the know.

So here goes.

If you're one of those non-Kiasu Homopeeamfourian (which is a probability of 1.0 x 10 to the power of {-10000} ) who does not know the news yet, our results can be checked online.

STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE ON HOW TO ACCESS YOUR EXAM RESULTS
Publisher: Dyna
Author: J Lohsoh

1. Click --> Student Portal
2. Log in using your Student ID & password, the one you use to log into the computers
3. Click on "PROGRAMME" on the red tabs
4. Click on "ACADEMIC RESULTS" on the left bar
5. Read your results & personal comments from each lecturer

Have fun! Don't spoil your holidays! Remember what NL said, your trials aren't too far away!

Class T-Shirt Design Suggestions

Sorry, Kong, I did this before I saw your recent post.

But anyways, the Class T-Shirt Design is of UTMOST importance. We have to at least agree somewhat on a design before I meet the T-shirt people, hopefully sometime next week.

So we shall put it to a vote. Either

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Since Jason our Future Millionaire insists on asserting his "awesome-ness"
The back part is just supposed to be like our names scribbled at the back.

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The colours in the 'PM4' is required so we can distinguish between names. But as to which colours to use, it's negotiatable.

So vote separately for one FRONT & one BACK. You can interchange the front & back designs. Kong's idea is still up for voting as well.

As for T-Shirt colour, white T-Shirt with black writings. [Except for the PM4 part].

Please leave your votes under "comments". DO NOT put your votes on the tagboard. Those will not be considered.

Stay classy.

t-shirt design?? anyone?

why you all do this to miss yap????

wat are all your problems? a sureshan parody.

keep your maths work also.... otherwise i feed u rutherford's chipsmores

Press Release

Prae Medicina 4 Studios presents an original new series,


Nyoke Lee's Family is a smart, highly entertaining dramedy that will literally blow your minds off with its diverse yet kiasu cast, witty & intelligent dialogue ("awesome", anyone?) & its impeccably timed punchlines ("Teacher, the earth goes around the moon?")

Following the lives of 29 very prolific students from class PM4 of Sekolah Menjahit, Nyoke Lee's Family captures the drama & laughter as these bunch of students embark on a journey of turning strangers into friends, kicking Jambatan C.A.M's ass in A-Levels & driving their lecturers up the radioactive wall in the process.

The show's title character, Nyoke Lee, is a renowned Chemistry lecturer with a penchant for flying without wings. As the January 2008 intake for the prestigious Jambatan C.A.M. A-Levels programme at Sekolah Menjahit begins, Nyoke Lee undertakes the seemingly simple job as PM4's class mentor. Little did she expect the Herculean task that lay ahead of her.

Not that PM4 was a problematic class. Far from it. Boasting some of the best brains of the country, PM4 students were very hardworking (or so they seemed during the first few weeks) & with half of them on scholarship, it was evident that good grades was a common goal between students & lectures alike. What Nyoke Lee had not anticipated, however, was the... 'one-of-a-kind' ness - 29-of-a-kind? - of PM4.

Nyoke Lee's Family

For example, though Nyoke Lee had had foreign students before, she had no idea how to deal with the Kalimantan student who swam regularly across the South China Sea & suspiciously got himself elected Finance Minister of PM4.

& then there was the girl who killed with her silent laughter, the World Nuclear Association delegate who loves all the mothers in the world, the Zouk clubber who sleeps in class & moonlights as an evil dictator, just to name a few.

As the series develops, buses are stopped & chased after, legs are poked & caressed, sexualities are debated & questioned & a host of other interesting developments crop up.

With such a quirky mix of eclectic characters, there is never a dull moment in Nyoke Lee's Family.

Keep your eyes glued for Nyoke Lee's Family.

*Season One has just ended its run on the 12th of June, 2008. It will soon be premiering on blogspot.


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