the night before christmas

best read with the nutcracker song playing;

it was a silent and strangely also luminescent night

Ko tucked into bed at twilight

as he dozed he went deeper and deeper still

into the realm of nyoke lee

he dreamt santa yap came tohis roof

went down thru the toilet pipe into his room

and there she stood and lookjed for a while

and then she rushed to find ko's socks

she hung it on his wall next to his teddy bears

and then out of her LV bag

she took curious things

that could not be ascertained

without attention

but as the moon's glow shone more brightly

everyone could see

that it wasn't toys or a cherry

she put in dozens of pipette fillers into the sock

hoping Ko will be happy and nice

hoping her burettes willcontinue to entice...

its christmas. and im so sacrastically excited.

mornin.
brothers.
sisters.
mothers.
grandmothers.
gods.
filter paper.
and silver nitrate.

i had salmon.
4 breakfast.
lunch.
and dinner.
yesterday.
as it is officially 12.01 am now.
thus,
merry christmas.
a happy new year.
with lots of chocolate.
and an occasional apple juice.
anw,
so long.
n thx 4 all the salmon.

White Paper

Zhen requested so here goes,

From http://selfprofessedtechie.blogspot.com/2008/12/white-paper.html

I love babies. I think everybody does. Even the most heartless person in the world would at least show a tiny bit of compassion towards babies. There is just so much purity in a baby's face and their thoughts since they have not been polluted with anything. 

A baby always reminds me of a plain white paper. Whatever is written on that plain paper will soon define the meaning of that paper. If for instance you use that plain paper as a page of a textbook, it will come useful. But when it is found as a page of a Hello! magazine, it becomes pointless. (no offense to fans of Hello) The plain white paper can even be made evil when it is sent as a hate message or used as a blackmail. The bottomline is, a plain white paper can be converted to anything, just like how a baby can grow into a unique individual.

Do not get me wrong. I am not having some emotional motherly instinct right now. Neither am I planning to have one soon.-.- I am just blogging about this subject because  just yesterday I visited my ex-Biology lecturer's houseto see her 1 month old daughter.

I went to Sunway first just for some window-shopping before heading to Taylors to meet up with PM4. Gosh, I really missed them especially those that did not come for the previous Sunway outing. As an ex-Peeamfourian, I receive my class T-shirt that they were all wearing today since it was considered a "class trip".

Then, we went to our Biology teacher's house in 6 cars! Hui Chin, Roshan, Shin Yee and Chia Yew were among the drivers. I sat Hui Chin's car and I have to say that I really respect her boldness to travel so far and her ability to remain calm throughout the entire journey. She is pretty steady in driving and we reached there safely. In fact, when we were near the housing area, since there were practically no cars but the 6 cars, we actually did a little "fast and furious" act. LOL

I actually felt quite pai seh about the idea of 24 people storming a lecturer's house but Miss Ko seemed ok with it, so we went straight in. She even allowed us to take turns to hold the baby, which I never even thought of trying because I was too afraid. I am the youngest one in the family and the line of my cousins, so I have zero experience carrying a baby. In fact, I have never even been this close distance to a baby. 

Her name is Chong Yong Wei. She happened to have the same "Wei" as Zhen. Everybody's attention was at her and she was such a loveable baby. She did not cry the entire time we were there, which was an unusual thing according to Miss Ko. She occasionally move her mouth and make cute gestures, causing us to love her more. 

Daniel: Teacher, can I marry her?

*Everybody laughs*

Zhen: Wah teacher, your daughter is so lucky...so fast got marriage proposal already

Miss Ko in a joking manner: That depends, will you be willing to wait that long?

LOL!

Zhen: Yong Wei, must study very hard and be smart and do A-Levels in Taylors, you know..

Esther: Come on Zhen..She is only a month old!=P

LOL again!

We left Miss Ko's house after about an hour. I got a lift from Chia Yew instead since he could send me to the LRT station. We did a little "fast and furious" again on the way back.LOL.Sitting in the car with a bunch of guys was hilarious. Daniel puts on a Buddhist prayer on Chia Yew's car stereo and was trying to "hum" to it in a weirdly funny manner together with Tim. Kong was showing some impersonation of our lecturers, as usual. LOL.

Tim: Oh no, Hui Chin's car cut us again.. ala we're the last now

Chia Yew: Nevermind, lets take a longer way and divert ourselves from them, pretending we got lost just to make them feel guilty.

Moments later..at the Subang Jaya roundabout

Tim: A la, they didn't even call. They don't care about us anymore..

*Tim's phone rang, Alyssa on the line*

Tim:Hello...........yea......we're lost la......all your fault la.....cut us and leave us behind................ha....we're at......er.....somewhere la....we don't even know......at Jalan Terubuk..........got err..........a Petronas Station...........and a SHell station..........you come and fetch us la

All of us in the car were controlling our laughter as Tim put up that act. Alyssa really fell for it and almost wanted to ask Roshan to fetch us! Lol

After we arrived..

Alyssa to Tim: AIya, what Jalan Terubuk you talking about???!!Where got such thing as Jalan Terubuk???Aiya, you ah..

Chia Yew dropped Shin Yi and me at the station. We compare our colleges and things in our current life in our conversations during the journey there. It was a fun trip overall. Somehow, PM4 always manage to spice up an outing..Lol. I miss being a Peeamfourian.=)

THE DICTATOR and her regime

smthg i 4gt t add.

i present u.
d instant solution t all problems which ever existed or hasnt yet existed.
the discovery of it lies within jason.
who wields the enormous power upon himself.
a couple of conversations t prove my point:

please note theres always fits of laughter after d coloured words.

ko: ngyerrrr, y u drive so jerky 1?
jason: u so good, u drive la. i ve no problem wit that.
ko: nvrmd, show abs.
Laughter.

jason: y they dont let me pass? eeyerr...
ko: go down show abs. then d taxi will let u pass.
jason: ...

jason: sometimes, i dont quite like my hair...( or smthg relevant t his hair)
daniel: show abs.
more laughter.
roshan: show t d hairdresser la.
jason:...

daniel: jason, if A2 u gt questions u dont kno hw t do?
crowd: laughter....
roshan: show t d examiner... or exam paper... (fits of laughter)
jason:....

ko: go euphoria find d bouncer.
then ask jason to show abs.
his abs nt as big as d bouncers.
jason:.....

roshan: so basically any problem oso show abs. problem solved.
jason: ...


jason: dat car want t cut me?
dont let.
hungry d.

someone 1 4gt who: eh, where ur manners?
jason: i let that red wira pass already wat.
wheres my thank you?
they r d one who have no manners.
another 1 i 4gt who: show abs.
laughter.

i think there r still more of these conversations.
bt since im lazy.
im nt writing them all.

as far as im concerned,
jason?
u kno wat t do.

d rise of a new tradition

hug.
d simple act of putting one's arms around another.
n squeezing with gentle continuous force.
for a period of no shorter than 3.142 seconds.
to be done whenever 1 feels like it.
especially on occassions,
when there a feeling we wont see d person 4 a long time.

this act of pure bonding has occured practically.
and has crossed d boudaries between gender and love of chocolate.
since d 5th december.
n has carried on till d 7th by outstation ppl.

which in turn proves...
nothing.

except that we share a close bond.
and we are a family.
and so much more.
except nothing.

and d exception of nothing means evrything.

PSEUDO PEEAMFOURIANS spotted

one of the very last of this extremely rare species has been spotted dancing on a stage at some unknown event.

This gives us unprecedented hope that there still exists hope that we can help rehabilitate the pseudo homo peeamfourians

when the buying stops (although it is yet unclear what we need to not buy)

the killing can too...

otherwise Chi gei' chap sang

What lecturers do after college hours...

Last Friday, Ms Ho Yen Him revealed to us a lil' secret.

If you ever wondered what Taylor's lecturers do after college hours, look no further.

We bring you the truth.

Prepared to be awed.

pseudopeeamforian-Ms Ho

found Ms Ho on facebook.

her profile pic.

a bear.

with a heart.

red.

n cheeks.

red.

n pink.

like d background.

puuuurrrrrfek.

ji gei zhap sang.