Tuesday, March 31, 2009

the fruits of the demiGod's labour

The Book of BuckminsterFullerene

almost 1 and a half years ago ,

a demigod (for fear of using a more appropritate term that will make the writer be labelled as a heretic)

created a world who worshipped her

and she has given back the fruits of these worshippings (Ayat 2,4-dinitro, 3,6 dichlorophenylhydrazine)

for her children have become thus

a male child will become either the discoverer the cure of AIDS or the dentist who becomes Prime Minister of Malaysia

a female child will go to Harvard to learn the trade of limited resources, and then to fully alleviate poverty in the world

a female child will become the lawyer who finally drives things that are meloyakan from the world of law and at the same time handle a divorce case that has gone on since the beginning of time :P

another male child will laugh and by his laugh resonate the hundreds of structures, physical and mental that he has created

another female child will give new meaning to medical treatment by breaking the all important clause in the Hippocratic oath "In every house where I come I will enter only for the good of my patients, keeping myself far from all intentional ill-doing and all seduction and especially from the pleasures of love with women or with men, be they free or slaves"

another male child will build mobile structures that go as fast as the eagles and run on green chemicals. If he obeys the 12 principles of the demigod a fair maiden in a parallel shall steal his heart

The other children will be as bountiful in deed and possessions as compensation for suffering for service to the noblest profession and youngest science.

in a few months, the demigod will release her leash on her 23 children

and she shall go off riding her burette CRV making new worlds every 1 and a half years

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Daniel Lee attempted to achieve nirvana. He made the attempt when Mr Lai(chicken rice) and his students were in the scene. They all turned to him.

Does achieving nirvana attract attention?

I think nirvana cannot be described because there are no words in existence for doing so. Not non-existence either, it is beyond the very ideas of existing and not existing.


By a boy who's deeply infatuated with moving sculpted metals

Sorry for using your id!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

War Crimes Exposed


She made us stand on chairs
She made hundreds and hundreds of lies (on her relationship) to us


She took away our freedom of speech


She took Ko's name away (by calling him Mr Khoo)


She rolled Roshan's name and thus induced trauma and scars on him that will last a lifetime


The sufferings of the Shoba kalimuthun regime were countless, vast and unimpeded
She killed millions of trees mercilessly and tainted their dead bodies (which she impaled and sliced into a million pieces) with Maths questions

Grace be to God that her crimes are now exposed in the open...


Let us not suffer in the future,
When the sambil lewa attitude stops,
the killing can too....
Congratulations and hope you become a mother of many many young dictators soon...






LATEST ADDITION TO THE FAMILY

oops.
wrong one.
cant argue though.
shes cute.
not scary.

shobalicious.
lol...


Thursday, January 22, 2009

burrettes


pipettes, filter funnels, test tubes, retort clamps, rubber suckers.

none of them i want t use on Ko.

then someone handed her an instrument of titration.

whats the initial volume?

nuthin~

whats the final volume?

nuthin~

is there anytin u dont like bout it?

nuthin~

sniff*

its beautiful.




i shall call it,

a burrette.



take it and go.



take it,

....


and go.



take it and go.