Nyoke Lee's angels

Revisiting the past: The History of a hamster Lover

War Crimes Exposed

She made us stand on chairs

She made hundreds and hundreds of lies (on her relationship) to us

She took away our freedom of speech

She took Ko's name away (by calling him Mr Khoo)

She rolled Roshan's name and thus induced trauma and scars on him that will last a lifetime

The sufferings of the Shoba kalimuthun regime were countless, vast and unimpeded

She killed millions of trees mercilessly and tainted their dead bodies (which she impaled and sliced into a million pieces) with Maths questions

Grace be to God that her crimes are now exposed in the open...

Let us not suffer in the future,

When the sambil lewa attitude stops,

the killing can too....

Congratulations and hope you become a mother of many many young dictators soon...

LATEST ADDITION TO THE FAMILY

oops.

wrong one.

cant argue though.

shes cute.

not scary.

shobalicious.

lol...

burrettes

pipettes, filter funnels, test tubes, retort clamps, rubber suckers.

none of them i want t use on Ko.

then someone handed her an instrument of titration.

whats the initial volume?

nuthin~

whats the final volume?

nuthin~

is there anytin u dont like bout it?

nuthin~

sniff*

its beautiful.




i shall call it,

a burrette.



take it and go.



take it,

....


and go.



take it and go.

The Force is no longer with you...

The Force of Suresh has not been strong enough.

The wild dance moves of Leong YP have overridden the Sureshan Frown.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Coming To You On 8th January 2009



The Force Prevails!

it was new year's eve.
i cant help but leave.
the memories of the past year.
like the glow after the fire.
we had laughter, joy and fun,
amidst parties, classes and lunch.
yet there is still some sadness.
of donuts whose miscarriage we witness.

yet its a whole new season.
n all of u should listen.
for the love of ms yap our god.
we need to throw in with the lot.
n conquer the dark lord of cambridge.
like an igor pullin the switch.
usin burrettes and filter paper.
we will put chocolates till later.
and everyone will talk
bout the pm4 who rocked.